Library Dispatch 33: The Incident Beneath the Vehicle
Observation:
Resident was located beneath the transport structure. Resident appeared displeased with being located.
Assessment:
The purpose of this relocation remains unknown.
Potential explanations include:
- strategic hiding,
- unexpected inspection,
- refusal to participate in scheduled activities,
- general feline behavior.
Incident Report:
Staff member attempted a routine relocation through the library grounds.
Resident responded by entering a secure underground observation post and expressing extreme dissatisfaction with the interruption.
No emergency was identified. However, complaints were clearly filed.
Soup’s Observation:
I was hiding. You found me. This is a you problem.
Library Status
Coffee Required: Yes
Books Inspected: Unknown (classified)
Windows Monitored: 0
Overall Mischief Level: Elevated
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