The Seasonal Siren Song of Soup’s Belly
Soup has activated her final December form: The Belly Trap.
She’s sprawled on the chair like a velvet siren, luring innocents in with promises of soft fur and seasonal joy.
Do not be fooled. This is a level-10 danger zone. One wrong boop and you’re getting bunny-kicked straight into the new year.
She claims it’s ‘helping with holiday morale.’
I think she just likes watching me fall for it.
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